Some findings about the Ramdisk software and links to free ramdisk drivers:
Food takes 7 seconds to get from mouth to stomach. Human hair can support 3kg. Penis is 3 times the length of a thumb. Femur is as tough as cement. We use 300 muscles just to stand straight. While a woman has already finished reading this, a man is still looking at his thumb.
Alright, I’ve been thinking - when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade, make life take the lemons back. Get mad!
‘I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?!’
Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons!
Do you know who I am? I’m the man who is going to burn your house down. WITH THE LEMONS! I’m going to make my engineers invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
Cave Johnson (we’re done here)
(Source: skinnyghost)